You're Not Really Drunk Ceramic Mug 15 oz

You're not really drunk, you're just outstanding. The legal defense, the compliment, and the toast all in one sentence.

This you're not really drunk mug reframes the situation with dignity. Outstanding is a state of mind, and she's achieving it remarkably well tonight.

Who this is for:

• The life of every party who takes the phrase to heart
• The girls trip or bachelorette gift that earns a standing ovation
• Anyone needing a not really drunk mug for the outstanding evenings
• The outstanding. Consistently. At celebrations.

Made for the nights that become the stories. The bar was fun, the dancing was inspired, and outstanding is the only honest word for it.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Drunk: debatable. Outstanding: verified. Morning: pending.