My Husband Knows Everything Ceramic Mug 15 oz

My husband knows everything. He said so himself, repeatedly, with confidence. The mug simply publishes the household's official position, as dictated.

This my husband knows everything mug delivers the line with a perfectly straight face. Married people will understand immediately. He will not.

Who this is for:

• The wife fluent in loving, weaponized sarcasm
• The anniversary gag gift that roasts him at breakfast daily
• Anyone needing a husband knows everything mug with a wink
• Her. Married. To an expert. Apparently.

Made for the debates he wins in his head and loses in reality. She sips, she smiles, she lets him have this one. The mug keeps score.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Husband: expert. Source: himself. Wife: amused.