It Cost 0.00 To Punch You In The Face Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Fun fact from the economics department: it costs zero dollars and zero cents to punch you in the face. Budget-friendly. Not recommended. Deeply tempting.

This sarcastic mug publishes the price list nobody asked for. The restraint is free too, and some days it's the more expensive option.

Who this is for:

• The coworker whose patience runs a daily deficit
• The gift for the friend with a dark sense of fiscal humor
• Anyone needing a costs zero dollars mug as a public advisory
• The restrained. Heroically. Every single day.

Made for the meetings that test the math. The fist stays down, the coffee goes up, and the economy of patience survives another day.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift they will actually use

Cost: zero. Restraint: priceless. Warning: issued.