I'm Not Listening Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I'm not listening. Present in body, gone in spirit, nodding at professionally convincing intervals. The transparency is a public service.

This I'm not listening mug discloses the truth everyone suspected. The ears are decorative today. The coffee has her full attention.

Who this is for:

• The selective listener with an excellent poker face
• The gift for the coworker who mastered the meeting nod
• Anyone needing an I'm not listening mug as an honest disclaimer
• The absent. Physically here. Mentally at brunch.

Made for the monologues, the recaps of shows she'll never watch, and every meeting after 3pm. The lights are on. Nobody's home.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Status: not listening. Nod: automated. Honesty: refreshing.