I'd Curse You Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I'd curse you, but I only curse cute people. The compliment is buried in the hex. The assessment was made and it landed in the charitable column.

This I'd curse you mug delivers the backhanded honor in full witchy fashion. The magic is selective. The cute criteria has been met. Congratulations, sort of.

Who this is for:

• The witchy woman whose spells come with a flattery clause
• The Halloween gift for the friend who curses lovingly
• Anyone needing an I'd curse you mug for the most charming threat in the catalog
• The cursed. Cutely. Consider it a compliment.

Made for the cozy coven mornings where the threat is the love language. The hex is withheld. The cute is confirmed.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Curse: withheld. Cute: confirmed. Compliment: delivered via threat.