Beards Are Like Tequila Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Beards are like tequila — some are smooth, some burn going down, and you're not always sure which one you're dealing with until it's too late to change your mind.

This beards are like tequila mug commits to the analogy with full bar energy. The comparison holds. The truth is in the tasting.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has navigated both beards and tequila with mixed results
• The gag gift for the friend who has very specific opinions on both topics
• Anyone needing a beards are like tequila mug for the experienced
• The connoisseur. Of both. Survived to tell it.

Made for the mornings after the field research was conducted. The data is in. The analogy has been tested. The mug confirms the findings.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Beards: like tequila. Tequila: like beards. Lesson: learned eventually.